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The Ramblings of a Redneck Diva
Sunday, October 24, 2004
Remember when I said...
Mood:  spacey
...this morning that my life was perfect?

I really need to clarify something:

3 screaming children is not perfect.
3 children running about the house like they have been smoking crack is not perfect.
Being a hunting widow is not perfect.
The fact that it's 9 minutes till 7:30pm and I am just waiting for the clock to strike the half hour so that I can justify putting my kids to bed is not perfect.
The fact that I have developed a quirky little twitch on the left side of my face that occurs every time my son screams in such a pitch that the neighborhood dogs begin barking is not perfect.
3 children "pretending they are babies" and have decided you are their "mommy" and they are now sitting at your feet talking baby talk and drooling on your legs is not perfect.

Just thought I'd clarify.

The Diva has spoken at 7:24 PM CDT

Monday, October 25, 2004 - 2:59 PM CDT

Name: Sychotic1

*evil laugh*

Actually it is.

...and eventually you will even get to pee without companionship...won't those be the days!

Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - 4:38 PM CDT

Name: Jessica

Hopefully, this "perfectness" has not thrown you into some calgon-searching-spree...will we hear from the Redneck Diva again?????

I know how the non-privacy thing can be, when my son is home, there isn't a private moment to be found....unless you lock the door. Hehe.

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