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The Ramblings of a Redneck Diva
Monday, January 3, 2005
Typing one-handed
Mood:  hungry
Topic: Complete utter nonsense
But not because of THAT, silly. I'm eating a piece of ham.

Yep, while the most of the world is on day 3 of their newest diet and some are on day 1 because it's Monday and all and who starts a diet on the weekend - where was I? Oh yeah, well while the rest of the world is on their new 2005 diets, I am not. I am thumbing my nose at the rest of you. I'm just thumbing my nose all over the place and that piece of ham is just waving in the breeze. Just so you know.

Right now I just do not feel motivated to diet. Someday I will. I hope it's soon because my jeans are starting to get a little snug. And last night at El Charro when I slid in the booth my fat roll just kind of rested on the table and it was a might embarrassing. We moved to a table. I felt better later, though, when another larger type person asked to move to a table, too. He couldn't even get IN there. At least I got in there, albeit not comfortably in any way. But I got in. Was there a point here? Oh yeah, anyway, right now I'm not motivated to diet and what's the point of starting one if you're not ready? You have to do it for you and when you are ready. Otherwise you will not succeed.

At least this is what I'll tell myself the next time I try to slide in a booth and my fat roll rests on the table.

Mmmm...I love ham.

The Diva has spoken at 10:43 AM CST

Monday, January 3, 2005 - 3:36 PM CST

Name: moos
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Yum - ham, epecially with cheese, mustard, bread & more ham...

Monday, January 3, 2005 - 4:01 PM CST

Name: Diva

See, if I had gone as far as making a full-fledged sandwich (which sounds pretty yummy right now actually) I wouldn't have even been able to type one-handed. I was doing it for you, Moo. I knew you wanted to hear about my fat roll on the table and had I taken the time to eat a whole sandwich, I might've felt so guilty I'd have purged and then wouldn't have found it so amusing to talk about my fat roll.

Mmmm...sandwich......... must go make one.

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