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The Ramblings of a Redneck Diva
Sunday, January 16, 2005
I'm Wendy, the Snapple Lady, dammit
Mood:  surprised
Topic: Things in life that suck
I'm not saying that Wendy the Snapple Lady isn't a delightful person. She seems like she'd be a hoot to take gambling, maybe share recipes with. But, let's face it - she's fat. So am I. I admit this, don't get me wrong. Yet, today when I caught the last 15 minutes of the first episode of Celebrity Fit Club on VH1, I nearly choked on a huge mouthful of chicken tetrazzini when I saw Wendy the Snapple Lady's stats. She is 5'2". So am I. She weighs the same as I do. Our mind is a wonderful thing, but just like it tends to play tricks on us when we think we hear people talking in our computers, it also makes us think we aren't as fat as we really are.

Here's Wendy

Here's me

Holy shit, I am Wendy The Snapple Lady.

Heather assures me that I am not as big as The Snapple Lady, but she's speaking with love. She says that we carry the weight differently, that's all. Two people can be the same height and weigh the same and not look the same, she says. My gosh, how I love my baby sister.

The Diva has spoken at 2:30 PM CST

Sunday, January 16, 2005 - 2:55 PM CST

Name: typhaniee
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You're much prettier than Wendy. You don't have the triple chin like Wendy, you don't have the jewish nose like her either.AND YOUR ASS IS NOT AS BIG AS HERS! Nor do you have the widow's peek like her.
But that's just me

Tuesday, January 18, 2005 - 3:29 PM CST

Name: okddaylittlec

I love ya, and I promise that you do NOT look like the Snapple Lady!

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