Topic: All in the family
Okay, it's Valentine's Day and we're too broke to buy each other presents, so I have asked Mr. Diva to answer some quiz questions on my blog. Hey, it takes little to entertain me sometimes, people.
So here ya go - I present to you my husband, Mr. Diva!
1. What time did you get up this morning? Before 8 (Diva note: Usually it's 11 on his day off, just so you know.)
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds. A redneck's gotta have bling bling.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? White Noise
4. What is your favorite TV show? Anything on the Outdoor Channel, Pimp My Ride, American Chopper
5. What did you have for breakfast? Nothin'
6. What is you middle name? Glenn
7. Favorite cuisine? A big hunk of meat and a tater of some kind.
8. Foods you dislike? Spinach, guacamole, saurkraut and weenies
9. Your favorite crisp flavor? Long John Silver's fish is pretty crispy. (Diva note: Sheesh)
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? David Allan Coe - David Allan Coe (Diva note: That CD makes my ears bleed.)
11. What kind of car do you drive? 2004 Dodge Ram
12. Favorite sandwich? A ham and cheese from Nott's Grocery. They make the best sandwiches on the planet.
13. What behavioral characteristics do you despise? People who think their shit don't stink.
14. Favorite item of clothing? I'm a man, I don't have a favorite piece of clothing.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? Disney World
16. What color is your bathroom? Uhhh...white?
17. Favorite clothing? Jeans
18. Where would you like to retire to? Right where I'm at. (Diva note: If he means my office, he's wrong.)
19. Best time of the day? When I get off work.
20. What was your most memorable birthday? February 6th. (Diva note:He's SUCH a smartass.)
21. Where were you born? Joplin, MO
22. Favorite sport to watch? Demolition derbies (Diva note: Only when his ultra sexy cool wife is driving.)
23. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? N/A
24. Person you expect to send it back first? N/A
25. What laundry detergent do you use? Tide, I guess. (Diva note: HE doesn't use laundry detergent because HE doesn't do laundry.)
26. Are you a morning person or night person? Morning? No, night? Hell, I don't care just put something down! (Diva note: He said morning and I said "You have to get UP in the morning to be considered a morning person, dear.")
27. What is your shoe size? 9 1/2 or 10
28. Do you have any pets? Jake and Little Dog (Diva note: Obviously the cat and the fucking ducks are mine. Whoohoo.)
29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with friends and family? Nope.
30. What did you want to be when you were little? Why hell I don't know...probably a fireman or something, I dunno. Or a policeman. Or Superman! (Diva note: Do you people SEE what I live with????)
Post quiz conversation:
Mr. Diva: What's this supposed to tell ya?
Diva: Nothing, it's just for fun.
Mr. Diva: What's fun about it?
Diva: Oh hush, you old fart.
Mr. Diva: You mean it's not gonna tell me what kind of personality I have or anything?
Diva: No, dear. I'm just posting it to my blog.
Mr. Diva: Why hell.....That ain't fun.